Ever watch Law and Order Criminal Intent? It's got this witty and kinda creepy character portayed by Vincent D'Onofrio named Detective Robert Goren. You may remember D'Onofrio as Edgar from Men In Black with Will Smith. Ya know, he was the guy who wanted sugar water. Anyway, This Goren guy makes so many weird hand gestures and body twitches when he's talking to people that when they put this guy in the holding cell with criminals I bet they're thinking "is this guy going to molest me?" Seriously, I've seen him get up in peoples grills, whisper into their ear from behind their back, and doing all this while cocking his head to one side like he's having a psychotic break. Sometimes that's just the case too. I mean sometimes Goren just snaps and throws all the shit off his desk without responding to anyone who asks him what the fuck he's doing. To give Goren a Tyler-esque synopsis; He reminds me of a weird classical music conductor who would rather make out with the bad guy than send him to jail.
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